Friday, December 11, 2009

Santa Baby!

I don’t believe it! I am in shock! Couldn’t sleep all night! My daughters sat me down last night and told me Santa does not exist. They were not even subtle about it. Oh no, brutal is the word that springs to mind. Next they will be telling me there is no Easter Bunny or Tooth Fairy!!!! In this world of stress, work, bills etc, we need to believe in magical things like Santa, otherwise life is just stress, work, bills etc!

I will take no notice of the rubbish my girls told me. I dooooo believe in fairies (saved you again, Tinkerbell!) So here is a copy of my letter to Santa that I shall be posting (not e- mailing) to:-
Mr. Father Christmas,
I don’t know the postcode, so hope it gets to him!!!!

As you read the following I want you all to hum along, in a breathy voice, to Santa Baby (the Marilyn Monroe version-not Brittany, Madonna or the Pussycat Dolls one!)

Santa Baby.

Santa Baby,
Just slip a man under the tree,
for me
Been a fairly good girl
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby,
Robbie,Brad or George will do,
Yoo Hoo
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the men I couldn’t catch to kiss
Next year could be really good
With the running shoes from my Christmas list

Santa Baby,
A man that’s hot and really that's not A lot
Been a nun all year
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa Honey,
one little thing I really need
the seed
For my own money tree
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie,
Fill my stocking with rubies galore
And more,
Diamonds, emeralds and gold
Santa cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With eye popping, first class male company
I really do believe in you
Even if my children say you aren’t true

Santa Baby,
Forgot to mention one little thing
A Prince
I 'm sick of frogs and toads
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight


  1. Did you write that? Awesome!

    Tell your kids that if Santa doesn't exist, then they won't get any presents, and see how quickly they change their minds

  2. You are so clever! It even fits the tune (well, it does the way I sing it!)
    Ubergrumpy is right - you have to believe to receive! However I believe with all my heart and still I give, give, give. When will I receive? Santa? Are you reading this? Hellooo?

  3. Ah this reminded me of the movie "Taledegga Nights: The Ricky Bobby story" When he was praying about Baby Jesus. However, yours is very original.. better put a copyright on that =)