Just a quicky! Just returned from local bread shop and I am still burning from embarrassment! I have had a bit of a cold recently and coming into the shop out off the chilly street set my nose running. Thank goodness for that tissue I could feel tucked up my sleeve. The bread shop was packed with locals chatting and gossipping but all went silent as I produced a pair of my knickers out of my sleeve! Somewhere along the washing,drying,ironing and putting away system, these knickers had escaped detection!!! What to do? Carry on as if this was a perfectly normal thing to happen or make a hasty exit from the shop? I guess we will be using the trick mentioned in my previous blog entry- reheating yesterdays stale bread!!!!!!!
P.s- They weren't even pretty knickers- more like the old comfortable ones we all love but deny having!
OMG, that is too funny! Did anyone see them?
ReplyDeleteMan them knickers been around, they do have double uses
ReplyDeleteOnly the whole village saw them! Almost as bad as when I had builders working in my front terrace and as I was hanging out the washing on terrace above them I dropped a pair of knickers and a bra on one of them....actually on to his head! I do not know who was more horrified! At least he knew they were clean!
ReplyDeleteDropping one item of underwear on a builder's head may be simple carelessness - but two? That's starting to sound like attention-seeking! Knowing you, I totally believe it was an accident - But did he?
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